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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Honest Hammer 12:20 Mon Jun 1
Someone has opened a bank account at my address
Had a letter through addressed to someone who doesn't live at my address congratulating them on opening an account.

Clearly this is bad news - how this is even possible without proper proof of address is crazy.

Anyone have any experience with this?

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tnb 1:06 Tue Jun 2
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
You're going straight to prison in the morning. Probably in America, as it will turn out all the dirty FIFA money has been laundered through your address.

The only option is to run tonight, change your name and try to get on a flight to Rio. Plastic surgery is probably an idea too.

Spandex Sidney 12:47 Tue Jun 2
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
Was it in the name of 'Mr U Emery'?

Willtell 12:46 Tue Jun 2
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
Take the money and run...

Ronald_antly 12:24 Tue Jun 2
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
Mr. Burns wrote...

"Do you live in a flat or a house? "

The thread title suggests that he lives in a bank.

MrCrowmanSir 12:22 Tue Jun 2
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
General Zod opened a bank account at my address, the cunt.

Ditcher 12:20 Tue Jun 2
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
JohnnyL 8:06 Mon Jun 1

No, just a letter confirming the account opened with the credit limit.
I do have an external (very secure in my eyes) mailbox but wouldn't be able to tell if someone had found a clever way to fish mail out of it.

gph 8:36 Mon Jun 1
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
Watch out for dax - his German cousin is very important in finance...

dax47988 8:33 Mon Jun 1
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
should have clarified....

The bank tells me that putting a flag on your credit file so that more than just a basic check is done when an account is opened, does not affect your credit score. I am, however, sceptical cos banks are cunts.

JohnnyL 8:06 Mon Jun 1
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
Ditcher ... Did the Aqua card turn up at your address? If they were not intercepting post, I can't see how they intended to make money here?

ooooh Morley Morley 7:34 Mon Jun 1
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
Perhaps it's that gay bloke off Emmerdale. The one with glasses.

Ditcher 7:25 Mon Jun 1
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
dax47988 5:47 Mon Jun 1

It will affect your credit score.
It goes slightly down whenever an account is opened.
It will go back once the account has been closed.
It took about 4 weeks

Honest Hammer 6:49 Mon Jun 1
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
Terribly sorry for going off topic.

I'll go back to moaning about Nolan and looking for stream links instead.

The Cult Of Bob 6:29 Mon Jun 1
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
Brussels Sprout 4:40 Mon Jun 1

Couldn't agree more. And the next time my cat gets sick, I'll be sure to ask here instead of taking them to a vet.

I mean, what do vets know that WHO doesn't?

dax47988 5:47 Mon Jun 1
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
apparently there is a spate of this going round in Dagenham, and particularly if you live in a flat with an external mail box.

Ring the bank concerned and they will cancel the account. They can also put a flag on your credit file so that any applications in your name will get a bit more scrutiny. This won't affect your credit score so they tell me.....

Brussels Sprout 4:40 Mon Jun 1
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
This has not happened to me, but if it did, posting a thread about it on a football forum would not be my preferred course of action.

Joke Whole 3:53 Mon Jun 1
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
"...Halifax told me that most banks would happily open an additional account online..."

Last time I was in the UK, I dropped into a branch of my bank enquiring if I could open a second account (been with them nearly 30 years), which I could use solely for on-line purchases.

The clerk gave me a look that can only before have been used by well informed children when Milhouse whipped out his big bag of sweets and started offering them around.

roltrader 3:53 Mon Jun 1
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
just spunk the cards and claim fraud ??

scott_d 3:47 Mon Jun 1
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
We've had insurance documents through for a bloke and his brother who have insured a ford focus and put our address down.

Definitely not a former tenant as my girlfriend has been in the house for 5 years and I knew the people before that (unless she hasn't told me about an ex boyfriend of African decent?).

Insurance company decided to send him a letter asking him to contact them asap to discuss an urgent matter. The divvy cunts obviously then sent that to our address also!

Ditcher 3:14 Mon Jun 1
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
PS
Halifax told me that most banks would happily open an additional account online on the strength of name, address & DOB.

Ditcher 3:12 Mon Jun 1
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
Happened to me.
Someone opened another Halifax bank account and I became aware when receiving a debit card with different sort code & account number to my original account.
Halifax told me they applied online with just my name, address & DOB.
The fraudster then opened an Aqua credit card.
Nothing lost/spent. Both accounts closed. A falg was put on my credit report highlighting need for extra vigilance.

penners28 3:06 Mon Jun 1
Re: Someone has opened a bank account at my address
really surprises me that they could get an account without living there HH. banks are usually super tight about new accounts...

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